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Age |
23 |
| Nickname(s) |
Richy, Brooky, African Bear Cock |
Previous Clubs |
Mersea FC, Powergen FC |
Supports |
Manchester United |
Good At |
Busting a one foot skant on the dance floor |
Bad At |
Sex |
Likes |
Girls with extremely low self esteem |
Dislikes |
Phile Wheeton's sideburns |
| Plays Like |
Dimitar Berbatov but with a slightly better hair cut |
Strangest Place Ever Shagged |
In the graveyard next ti Duke's in Chelmsford |
Little Known Facts |
Once nailed an Afro-Carribean monster within 2 feet of Phil Wheeton destroying a 21 virgin in a polyester sleeping bag. Poor girl... |
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| All Time Appearance Record (As of end 2007/08) |
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| Starts |
Subs Apps |
Total Apps |
Goals |
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| First Team |
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| Reserve Team |
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Total |
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