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Age |
41, argh! |
| Nickname(s) |
Steve (?!) |
Previous Clubs |
Reed Hall, Stanway Villa, The Grapes, Tillys, Henleys, Portofino, Wick Rangers |
Supports |
Liverpool |
Good At |
Star Defender (Remember that one?!) |
Bad At |
Persuading the missus of the health benifits of swallow copious amounts of man paste |
Likes |
LFC, women with large breasts and slim bodies, BMW M Series |
Dislikes |
Man Utd, Goatee beards, Ross Kemp and people who don't indicate at round abouts |
Strangest Place Ever Shagged |
Was on top of one of the old WW2 bunkers down by the river in Castle Park, during my lunch break. Popped out during the act and split me banjo string on the concrete. Ouch. Then noticed a geezer sitting fishing about 10 yards away. |
Little Known Facts |
Once had a trial for Colchester United when I was 15. That was the end of that dream! |
| Club Awards |
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| All Time Appearance Record (As of end 2007/08) |
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| Starts |
Subs Apps |
Total Apps |
Goals |
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